Groundhog day was yesterday...

I don't know what the verdict of that stupid rodent was.

I hope we get early spring.

But the sun was out.

So I'm pretty sure the stupid animal saw his shadow.

Errrr....

Why do we have the groundhog determine our weather?

WHYYYY?

What are groundhogs good for?

Besides sleeping in a hole?

NOTHING

They do nothing to help the world.

They don't help the blind like the dogs.

They aren't points like squirrels. (Running them over. SCORE!!!....Just kidding)

They aren't adorable like kittens and bunny rabbits.

They aren't goofy like monkies.

They aren't fun to watch like fishies.

THEY SHOULD GET A JOB!!!!

One that doesn't involve them becoming the weathermen.

Because honestly, groundhogs are lazy creatures who just want more sleep, so they screw over the humans and make us suffer for 6 more weeks.

When I was little, there was a groundhog down the street.

And on groundhog day, my mom would say, "I swear to god, if the sun is out and that f*cking animal sees it's shadow, I will shoot it so the bastard won't crawl back into its hole."

I don't think she had the guts.

Or a gun.

She did have a stun gun though....

Those can be very effective.

hmmm....

yeah....

That was my rant for the day.

SONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My song of the moment is Speak Slow-Tegan and Sara