What a week!!!!

So this is the day I've been waiting for for about 3 and a half years.

I'M GETTING MY TRAIN TRACKS OFF IN ABOUT AN HOUR!

This week has been crazy.

I worked Monday, which I never do.

I almost quit my job Tuesday, cuz Kelly (one of the managers) was being a bitch. I mean I gave Mary the head set and she flipped out on me and was like, "Oh so you call the shots now?"

And I was like, you said I could have a break so I asked Mary if she would take it and she said sure, so it wasn't like I just threw it on her!

And she just kept storming around cussing and stuff, and I was like, you know what? screw this, I'm going outside.

Sigh.

But we're cool now.

I guess.....

Anyways.

Yesterday I got payed AND got a hippie skirt for my project tomorrow.

And today I get these off.

And I don't work until Sunday.

WOOOO

AND

AND

AND

My mom's going out of town on Saturday, so that means I'll have about 32 hours without her accessive nagging.

I mean I love her, but yesterday when I was driving with her in the car (which she hasn't done since I got my license, and she was showing me the detour to the mechanic's place cuz I need an oil change) all I heard the whole damn time was, "You don't take care of this car blah blah blah, you need to clean you're room blah blah blah, stop changing the music blah blah blah, College blah blah blah, I'm a nagger blah blah blah."

I would just like to point out that it isn't me who keeps trashing my car.

My friends just automatically assume just because it's an old car that its a trash can.

I am so sick of having to clean up after my friends.

Its just like, if I were in your car would you like it if I threw my ranch packets on the floor and stomp on them???

And then they throw their food out the window, which I could get a ticket for that.

ANYWAYS

this isn't a blog post about bitching.

I'VE DECIDED TO ADD SOMETHINGS TO MY BLOG!!!!

Along with my occassional song of the moment stuff I may tell a story from my past which will make you think, "What the hell?" OR a quote from some famous dead person.

OR BOTH!

Right now I'd like to tell a story that my mom told me last night.

In memory of my Grandpa, Michael Peter Byrne (yeah I have my mom's last name)

So when My mom was 19, she was getting my Grandpa a gift, and he has a twisted sense of humor (which I inheritted.) And my mom saw this shirt that said Iowa: Big Cock Country.

She gave it to him.

He loved it.

Fastforward about 10 years.

My mom had been trying for years/months (i'm not exactly sure, I was only 6, and I just heard this last night) to get him to go to the hospital.

You see, he, like my mother, had colon cancer, and he was having breathing troubles and heart problems.

So he called my mom at work and said he was ready to go to the doctor, which pissed her off cuz she was working.

So she drove over to his apartment, he opened the door in his Iowa: Big Cock Country tee-shirt and a pair of tighty whiteys.

My mom was like, "Seriously? You won't put your pants on?"

So he goes and tries to put on his pants, but he couldn't.

In a very breathy voice, he said, "Erin...I...can't....get....my....pants....on..."

He was a jokester.

So my mom says, "THATS NOT FUNNY!"

5 minutes later, he died in her arms.

She tried giving him mouth to mouth.

And she called 911, but they hung up so she had to call again.

So the medics come, and so does a priest (my grandpa was catholic) all pissed off cuz it was late on a wednesday night (that part I remember)

And while my mom, her husband, her sister, and her best friend were there watching the medics take him away, my mom starts laughing.

Everyone gave her the weirdest look.

Why was she laughing?

Her father died in one of his favorite tee-shirts.

He died wearing an Iowa: Big Cock Country shirt and a pair of tighty whiteys, in the arms of his favorite daughter.

I think thats the way he wanted to go.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Sooooooo.
ONE WEEK TILL I GET MY BRACES OFF!
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Soooo pretty much I won't be here to update my amazing blog.
I'll probably do it at home.
SO NO WORRIES!

I'm kinda slightly almost fearing for my life at the moment.
Chad is looking up ways to kill me and make it look like an accident.

Well it's okay, I can take him.

lol


Anyways.
I HATE THIS EFFING KEYBOARD >.<

It does not meet my needs.


So now on to more important stuff....

Connor and Alex broke up.

Not gonna lie, I was actually happy.
They've been complaining about eachother for the past few weeks now and of course I'm in the middle, and I've been sick and tired of hearinging them bitch.

Connor bitches about not trusting Alex.
Alex bitches about Connor not trusting her.

And she proved him right.

Now I heard the story from both sides, but I guess Alex was at a birthday party and she kissed another guy.

She say's its because he took her phone and wasn't gonna give it back until she kissed him,
which is BULL!

I mean seriously, if a dude did that to me I'd have a few lovely words and throw a few punches till the jerk gave me back my phone.

So now, Connor wants her back (which I told him is stupid cuz he's been in another cheating relationship before) and I told him that he would just be setting himself up for another heart ache.
And he won't stop talking about suicide.
i was like, dude, if you don't want to live, then whats the point of you being my friend?
He's one of my closest friends and I don't want to see him do something stupid.

And then last night Alex texted me.
Asked if we were still friends.
I was like, well what you did was extremely stupid and you just proved to Connor that he absolutely can't trust you, which is something we talked about a few days before.

And then SHE went on with suicide.

So I bitched at them both and said, "YOU GUYS ARE SO SELFISH! Life is a gift you shouldn't waste it."

I mean seriously, I've talked about this before, but I suffer from depression, so the fact they are willing to end they're lives over some stupid teenage love thing pisses me off.

This is why I don't date.

And they keep talking about it, meaning they won't actually do it.

well thats my teenage rant for the day.

Guwarguh

So I signed up for the mobile dealio on here. I mean Sure I already can get it on my phone, but I was like, why the hell not?
So yeah.

I GOT THE MOST AMAZAZING EMAIL EVER!!!

There's this band I like called Hey Monday and they really like to interact with their fans.

I mean I get mobile updates and everything.

So I got this email from the fan sight and I guess you can call this number, leave a message, and Cassiddee (the lead singer) will call you back.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

I may try it tonight.

That will be sooo BA if she actually did call back.

So....
Other story.

I was on myspace (I don't really go on it anymore, but I check it occasionally) and I got this friend request from a band called The Bigger Lights.

It was myspace mobile so I didn't really know if they were actually good.

But I'm listening to them right now and they're pretty good.

They actually comment back too.

It's pretty awesome.

Here's one of the songs

When Did We Lose Ourselves: The Bigger Lights

I'm a little Tea Pot

So I'm sitting next to my friend, Kelly.
It's 3:11 pm
School got out 26ish minutes ago.
So why am I still here?
TO WRITE A BLOG OF COURSE!

Sigh.
I lie.

I'm here working (well should be working) on a project for APUSH
It's ridonkulous.
I mean we have to cram 55 minutes worth of information into an entire class period.

NO EXTENSIONS

It'll go one of 2 ways.

It will either A. Kick ass and recieve an award, or it will B. Fail miserably, forcing us to fake our deaths and change our names in order to keep our identities safe.

I think its leaning more towards B.

So I'm sitting next to Chris Ingram and we're reading Reagan Quotes for AP US and they're pretty funny.
Now I must poke Chris so he looks over here and reads this...
HI CHRIS!

Drama

I am just sick and freakin tired of all the stupid drama that's been going on.

So Friday night I was at home watching a movie when my friend Lydia, from work, was texting me.

First it was harmless.

Then she said that she needed to talk to me about something 'important'

(May I just point out if it was 'important' she should've waited to tell me in person and not through a text message)

I guess she and the new guy, Chris, were talking about me.

Before we go on I must explain something.

I make alot of inuendos.

And most of them are pretty funny.

And I do it to EVERYONE at work.
And EVERYONE at work does it too.
So I don't know what the big deal is.

Anyways.

I guess Chris was worried about me because his girlfriend was raped 3 times because she does the same thing I do.

....

Um.......I don't make inuendos to EVERYONE
And I know self defense so thats not really a problem.

But I guess he and Lydia are in agreement that I'm gonna get raped or something.

I was just like, what the hell?

And then Lydia was pretty much saying that I'm giving Andy, our friend (who's 25 and I already know he has a crush on me but its nothing and its quite funny, and Andy is one of my good friends.) mixed signals.

..........
again, I do it to EVERYONE at work.

And then she told me to stop doing it in front of Andy.
Because she doesn't want me to get raped.

hmmmm........
She and Andy use to be roomates.
And she's pretty much calling him a rapist.
And I know Andy isn't a rapist for many reasons such as:

1. If he were a rapist, and I was giving him mixed signals, I'm pretty sure he would've tried to get in my pants by now.
2. He knows everything I say is a joke, so he doesn't take what I say seriously. (I mean how could you? I purposely make it sound like a joke, just so it wouldn't be taken wrong)
3. He's never been accused of rape and if he were a rapist, he must be very good at hiding it.

So I was pretty pissed.
I was like, DUDE I'm not gonna get raped and Andy isn't gonna do anything!

And THEN (this is the icing on the cake of jealousy) she said, "Ok, you can do it in front of Andy, just stop doing it around my boyfriend (Ben, whom I call mom)"

She always tells me how she's afraid I'm going to steal him from her.

And I was like, "FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME I AM NOT TRYING TO STEAL BEN! He's not my type, He's 20, He loves you, and if you are really worried about him leaving you for a 17-year-old maybe you shouldn't be dating him!"

And she was all like, "Don't get offensive (even though its DEFEnsive), I'm just asking you as a friend, lay off of Ben."

I was pretty livid.

I mean seriously, I don't really talk to Ben that way anyways, and it pisses me off cuz it seems as if she doesn't trust me, and I'm like her only friend at work.
And also, she wasn't worried about me. She was worried about herself.
And the fact that she pretty much was talking behind my back to a guy who hardly even knows me pisses me off.

She made it come across as if I was a whore.

Ok lets get another thing straight.

Yes, I have a lot of guy friends, but No, I do not sleep around.

And then she said my flirting was a problem, and I was like BITCH! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FLIRTATIOUS! I'm a bubbly person and I can easily make friends, but I'm not trying to flirt with people, thats not what I'm trying to do.

So at work, I showed Andy the text messages and he was pissed.
We were pretty much waiting the entire time for her to walk in the door so we could yell at her.

She came in at 3 with Ben because she was too lazy to walk in at 5.

So Andy went outside to confront her, and she denied everything, and he was like, "Lydia, I read the text messages, don't fucking lie to me."

And I told Ben about it, because he was gonna get pulled into it sometime, and Lydia was standing at the counter and was like, Kerina! I'm right here! And I was like, yeah, you're right here and so am I, this is how you talk to people, TO THEIR FACES!
And then she asked if she could talk to me so I went outside and we talked in my car.

First thing she said was, "I feel betrayed"
Wrong thing to say.
I said, "You feel betrayed???? Why make it about you! Thanks to you, Andy has no trust in you whatsoever, you betrayed my trust, and you're making it sound as if I'm trying to steal your boyfriend, and you're spreading rumors about Andy being a rapist."

She said, "I didn't specicify (its 'specify' dumbass) what I meant. I'm not calling Andy a rapist."

So I read the text message to her.

She was still denying it.

I told her off then and there.

I said, "Lydia, I'm not gonna get raped. I only do it to my friends, and if you want to talk to me about something, talk to ME and not some random dude at work who doesn't even know who the hell I am. And stop accusing me of trying to take your boyfriend. For the last goddamn time, you are disrespecting me and Ben by making it seem as if we can't be trusted. But it's you who can't be trusted because you have to spread these stupid rumors and shit. Get a life and stay out of mine."

And then when I got off the clock, I was talking to Ben and he told me how Lydia was talking about me all weekend (-_-) and she was saying how I flirt too much and he told me that he told her she was being hypocritical.

And then I said, "OH and for the last time IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOU!"
And he looked at me and said, "I know."

So Lydia texted me later that night and said, "I'm sorry....blah blah blah, please forgive me, blah blah blah, I'd feel much better if you do."

You know what I did?

I didn't respond.

I believe a true apology is face to face, just so you can see if they're sincere.

And I'm not gonna trust her for a long time.

So thats my rant for the day.

Lets just hope she can grow the hell up.

It's a Burger King, not a Drama Queen.

Bittersweet Symphony

Totally blogging from astronomy right now.
I Just finished the chapter 30 test.
I'm sure I did well on it, but you can never be too sure.

soooooooo

Yeah

Nothing really going on.

Just extremely bored.

OH!
And here's my song of the moment thingy.
It's one of my all-time favorites.
I heard it on one of the Smallville finales when I watched the entire series up until the 6th season 2 summers ago, and I fell in love with it.

Weapon- Matthew Good

Some week.

Sigh...

I tried to upload this picture of elmo dancing on my cellular electronical device and it didn't work

T_T

oh...well...anyways.

THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A WEEK

Spring break was uneventful, of course.

All I did was sleep in and work.
And I only worked 3 days.

And then I had Sunday off.

Sigh....

Colonoscopy prep.

Stupid mom and her genetic bad cancer genes.

T_T

The half lytely crap is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

I kept throwing up.

This was my third one.

Pretty young.

But the day OF the colonoscopy, they couldn't get the stupid IV in and I am DEATHLY afraid of needles.

It took seven pokes and 3 nurses to get it in.

And my mom made a crack by saying I'd have to do it awake.

So I started crying.

And she was like, "Oh I'm sorry hun, I thought you knew I was kidding."

And I was like, "Yeah, mom, your sarcasm is unappreciated today."

So they got the needle in.

And they were wheeling me out of the room, and the nurse asked if I had any last words for my mom.

I pause, and look at her, and the first thing that came to mind was a nice little finger gesture that made the nurses gasp.

Good thing my mom laughed.

So they wheeled me to the room place thing and the doctor asked me random questions like if I had surgeory.

And he asked me if this was my first one.

I was like...uhm noooo....my third.

which he should've known cuz DUDE! I'm not that easy to forget, I mean, IM ONLY 17!

And he asked me who my mom was.....

And I was just like, did you not look at my file?

AND MY MOM IS THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN IOWA TO HAVE COLON CANCER!!!!

pardon my french but....

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK?

So they sedated me.

Tooooooo much.

I barely remember anything from that day.

Or Tuesday.

Cuz I was still high off the Valum or whatever its called.

Work was fun though. Cuz all I can remember is that I was talking in a country accent and I made everyone laugh.

Soooo yeah.

OH

Someone broke into my car yesterday and stole some items.

Good thing they were easily replaceble.

BUT SERIOUSLY!

It's pissing me off.

Someone broke into my car and stole my iPod a few weeks ago.

And I saved up for that.

So I had to get a new one.

And my cellphone was being.......stupid

It kept shutting off so I had to go in twice to get it fixed, so yesterday they just transfered my stuffs onto another phone.

Yeah.

Thats pretty much it.

OH

And I dyed my hair black.

AND HERE ARE SOME APRIL FOOLS DAY STUFF I DID TO MY MOM!

So she lost her job April fools day (well actually the day before but she started the new one yesterday. It's in the same company so thats good)

I couldn't really play pranks on her yesterday.

That would've been cruel.

So I did it before Wednesday.

Hahaha

You see, my mom is MAJORLY OCD.

The woman has her closet organized by color and shade.

Our water heater broke and she had to move all her clothes cuz its in her closet, so when she came home that night she had to put them all back and I was watching her and I was like oh my god.

She was like, WELL LOOK! I HAVE SOME GREENS HERE AND SOME OVER HERE SO NOT EVERYTHING IS IN ITS PLACE!

And I was like, Wow mom, congrats. You're such a bad ass.

So when she was looking I started rearranging everything, and she was like STOP IT!

So when she went to work the next day, I rearranged EVERYTHING

I waited all evening for her to see it and freak out. But she never went into her closet.

And She had friday off cuz she was going to a friends birthday lunch brunch thing.

(Why do old people eat early?)

Anyways, it was about 9:00 and she was getting ready, and she saw what I did and laughed for about 5 seconds. And then I guess she couldn't find her white shirt (which she has a gagillion of) so I woke up to the sound of "KERINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Mom?"

"REARRANGE MY CLOSET RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 45 FUCKING MINUTES!"

So I did so, and went back to bed.

She found the shirt.

lol

OH and then Tuesday I called her like I always do before I leave for school. She answered and I was like, Uhm...mom?

"Yeah?"

"I locked my keys in my car again."

"......You're Kidding me right?"

".......Yep. April fools."

".....You bitch."

hahahahahah

OH and of course I did a tiny prank on her yesterday.

You see, I had an ortho appointment yesterday, and they had to put a wedge in so my tooth can rotate, and the assistant person chick thing was like, "You may think you broke your braces but its supposed to be like that so don't call and freak out."

So when I came home I went to my mom and was like, "Mommy?"

"What?"

"Look what I did when I was driving"

*Points to tooth*

"What the hell did you do????"

"I don't know!!!!"

"How did you break it???"

".....I didn't. It's supposed to be there. It's a wedge. hahahah."

".....You're a skank."

hahah thats how my mom and I talk to eachother.

We call eachother names.

Jokingly of course.

I call her a whore.

She calls me a bitch, and such.

So its fine lol.

Well thats pretty much it.