Some week.

Sigh...

I tried to upload this picture of elmo dancing on my cellular electronical device and it didn't work

T_T

oh...well...anyways.

THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A WEEK

Spring break was uneventful, of course.

All I did was sleep in and work.
And I only worked 3 days.

And then I had Sunday off.

Sigh....

Colonoscopy prep.

Stupid mom and her genetic bad cancer genes.

T_T

The half lytely crap is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

I kept throwing up.

This was my third one.

Pretty young.

But the day OF the colonoscopy, they couldn't get the stupid IV in and I am DEATHLY afraid of needles.

It took seven pokes and 3 nurses to get it in.

And my mom made a crack by saying I'd have to do it awake.

So I started crying.

And she was like, "Oh I'm sorry hun, I thought you knew I was kidding."

And I was like, "Yeah, mom, your sarcasm is unappreciated today."

So they got the needle in.

And they were wheeling me out of the room, and the nurse asked if I had any last words for my mom.

I pause, and look at her, and the first thing that came to mind was a nice little finger gesture that made the nurses gasp.

Good thing my mom laughed.

So they wheeled me to the room place thing and the doctor asked me random questions like if I had surgeory.

And he asked me if this was my first one.

I was like...uhm noooo....my third.

which he should've known cuz DUDE! I'm not that easy to forget, I mean, IM ONLY 17!

And he asked me who my mom was.....

And I was just like, did you not look at my file?

AND MY MOM IS THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN IOWA TO HAVE COLON CANCER!!!!

pardon my french but....

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK?

So they sedated me.

Tooooooo much.

I barely remember anything from that day.

Or Tuesday.

Cuz I was still high off the Valum or whatever its called.

Work was fun though. Cuz all I can remember is that I was talking in a country accent and I made everyone laugh.

Soooo yeah.

OH

Someone broke into my car yesterday and stole some items.

Good thing they were easily replaceble.

BUT SERIOUSLY!

It's pissing me off.

Someone broke into my car and stole my iPod a few weeks ago.

And I saved up for that.

So I had to get a new one.

And my cellphone was being.......stupid

It kept shutting off so I had to go in twice to get it fixed, so yesterday they just transfered my stuffs onto another phone.

Yeah.

Thats pretty much it.

OH

And I dyed my hair black.

AND HERE ARE SOME APRIL FOOLS DAY STUFF I DID TO MY MOM!

So she lost her job April fools day (well actually the day before but she started the new one yesterday. It's in the same company so thats good)

I couldn't really play pranks on her yesterday.

That would've been cruel.

So I did it before Wednesday.

Hahaha

You see, my mom is MAJORLY OCD.

The woman has her closet organized by color and shade.

Our water heater broke and she had to move all her clothes cuz its in her closet, so when she came home that night she had to put them all back and I was watching her and I was like oh my god.

She was like, WELL LOOK! I HAVE SOME GREENS HERE AND SOME OVER HERE SO NOT EVERYTHING IS IN ITS PLACE!

And I was like, Wow mom, congrats. You're such a bad ass.

So when she was looking I started rearranging everything, and she was like STOP IT!

So when she went to work the next day, I rearranged EVERYTHING

I waited all evening for her to see it and freak out. But she never went into her closet.

And She had friday off cuz she was going to a friends birthday lunch brunch thing.

(Why do old people eat early?)

Anyways, it was about 9:00 and she was getting ready, and she saw what I did and laughed for about 5 seconds. And then I guess she couldn't find her white shirt (which she has a gagillion of) so I woke up to the sound of "KERINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Mom?"

"REARRANGE MY CLOSET RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 45 FUCKING MINUTES!"

So I did so, and went back to bed.

She found the shirt.

lol

OH and then Tuesday I called her like I always do before I leave for school. She answered and I was like, Uhm...mom?

"Yeah?"

"I locked my keys in my car again."

"......You're Kidding me right?"

".......Yep. April fools."

".....You bitch."

hahahahahah

OH and of course I did a tiny prank on her yesterday.

You see, I had an ortho appointment yesterday, and they had to put a wedge in so my tooth can rotate, and the assistant person chick thing was like, "You may think you broke your braces but its supposed to be like that so don't call and freak out."

So when I came home I went to my mom and was like, "Mommy?"

"What?"

"Look what I did when I was driving"

*Points to tooth*

"What the hell did you do????"

"I don't know!!!!"

"How did you break it???"

".....I didn't. It's supposed to be there. It's a wedge. hahahah."

".....You're a skank."

hahah thats how my mom and I talk to eachother.

We call eachother names.

Jokingly of course.

I call her a whore.

She calls me a bitch, and such.

So its fine lol.

Well thats pretty much it.